Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Speaker A: Let him cook.
Let him cook now. Let him cook.
[00:00:05] Speaker B: I can't let him cook.
Come on. Three, four. Now that my man, mister conspiracy back, I think it's time for us to move into one of my favorite parts of the show. You know what I'm saying?
Y'all didn't heard enough about the time I got reincarnated.
It stopped. Fix the cuffs.
Let's get here. Pull out of this world.
[00:00:47] Speaker A: It's time for anime faster curves DLC. Who do we have lined up for today?
[00:00:56] Speaker B: Now, this is actually gonna be kind of a continuation from the last week with Naruto characters. So actually, today's battle for anime fisticuffs is gonna be from the Naruto world. We got Sasuke, Uchiha, and Neji.
How do you say his last name? I forget what Neji's last name actually is now. Yuga Yuga. The yuga yuga? Yeah, yeah.
[00:01:24] Speaker A: You know.
[00:01:25] Speaker B: Now, for this, to make this battle actually fair, we're going to use kid versions of them, not the adult versions, because Neji, unfortunately, spoiler alert, he's dead even as an adult. And so we, if you've heard our previous shows, we said it was basically Deji got treated as cannon fodder, you know, when the war came, and they didn't use the character rights. So we weren't necessarily happy because I wanted to see what the. What the growth of Neji was going to be like. Considering he has one of the three dajutsu's of the eyes. He's got one of them, so.
[00:02:04] Speaker A: Correct.
[00:02:04] Speaker B: He's got the Byaku gun. So we've already seen what the updated version of the, the shotting gun is, and we've seen the ringing gun, but what we haven't seen is byaku. So with that being said, mister conspiracy, I'm gonna go ahead and throw my hat in and say I got nidgy for this fisticuffs. You sure?
Listen, I got nidgy for this fisticuffs. And so in the kid mode, which. So are we talking about after Sasuke gets that mark or we're talking about which, which, because there's, even in kids, there's several levels to it. So which version?
[00:02:47] Speaker A: So we're talking about those two. We're talking about those two when it comes to the Chuni exam tournament. Okay, that one. Yeah. We're talking about around that time. Yes. Okay, so wherever Sasuke was at that time is what we're talking about.
[00:03:00] Speaker B: Okay, so at that point in time, he was training with Kakashi trying to be able to imitate Rock Lee's speed to help him fight Gaarae. If we're talking to right around at the tuning exams. Yeah, so. And we'll say my character on this one is before the fight with Naruto, you know, or it can be after. It doesn't matter. I mean, we know he lost, but he lost for a reason though, so.
All right, now I'm going a since I called it first versus then you get the first round for you, sir.
[00:03:33] Speaker A: So you get the.
What you talking about? I always get it first, man. No matter what happens, no matter who, who I get. That's cool. That's cool. It's not a problem. Okay, so.
So for me, Sasuke, around this time, you already said was, you know, training with Kakashi. And so at this point, he did have the mark, but Kakashi had already put the seal on it to actually seal the mark that he got from for Mochi Maru. So we're not going to. We're not gonna worry about the actual seal. But at this point in time, Kakashi taught him the chidari, which is a lightning strike which basically surrounds the hand, enlightening, makes it a blade for people who don't know.
It basically almost pierces through anything. And the speed of the attack is like lightning, basically.
So from that aspect, he is pretty strong amongst all the kids in the tuning exam. Practically almost everybody. My personal opinion, he is. And they actually say this during the anime, he's around the exact same speed as Rock Lee without the weights around this time. So at that point, he already has the speed. Now I understand that right now, Neji is a master at using his byakugan even at their ages, because he's. I think he's like a year or two older than the rest of them. Besides Rock Lee. I think him and Rock Lee about like a year or two older than it, than everybody else. Neji is great at using his byaku gun. I understand that he is great when it comes to their, their trigram palm striking technique. And then there's this thing that is called.
Basically it's. It's the eight tricare and problems revolving heaven. What it is is that it is a. He basically moves around in a circular motion and it creates almost like a chakra barrier that can read pale tracker attacks. Right? So that is his. His wall of defense. It's not as good as Gars defense when it comes to the sand, his automatic defense, but it's up there as far as defense for me, Sasuke beats him and he doesn't even need his shiny gun for this. Number one, he wasn't that great at using it. Even though he could. He really wasn't that good at getting Jutsu at the time. To me, with the speed and his taijutsu ability, I think that he can actually, if he can lure Ned Jean to a hand to hand combat, think he can beat him hand to hand?
If he can, if he galore, I think he could be him. Because you gotta remember, you gotta remember, um, I know, Ned, you was good at hand to hand. Don't know, don't get me wrong, but Sasuke being, being trained the way he was by his brother, and you gotta remember, man, like that dude was, he was tough for his age. He was tough. I'm sorry. That fight he had against Roche Maru in the forest of death, I don't think Neji would have, would have came out unscathed like that fighting the mochi mari. I think, I think, ned, you would have got dealt with. I'll be, I'm just gonna be, I'm just gonna be honest. I think Neji would have got dealt with first round. I'm just gonna say this. If he can lure him into hand to hand, because to me, the only thing really that he is really that he would have to worry about is the revolving heaven, which is his defense move, which is both offense and defense. But I'm be honest with you, if he can get him just hand to hand with him, I really think that.
[00:07:35] Speaker B: Sasa could actually get, I can't give you that man. General Fist. The problem, the problem you gonna run into is, is with gentle fist is because he concealed chakra. And now keep in mind, the only thing, the only reason why Naruto came back is because he had to use the Ninetales chakra because Neji had sealed his chakra. And that's the thing about, like, you don't want to get into a close fight with me because of the very reason that you just named a byakugan. I can see the flow of chakra, so I can see a lot more. I can see better at this point than Sasuke can. Number two is I can seal his chakra as well. He doesn't have a chakra reserve like Naruto does. So if his chakra gets sealed, you're done. And at Taijutsu, because let's talk about now, I grant you, he was taught by his brother and things like that. But you got to remember, Neji been a slave. His whole life, he's the dog that want the bone, and he want to be better because he got a proven point. So there's a level of arrogance, like he's had to out train and outwork. Everything for him was self taught. He didn't have no instructors. He didn't have any of that. And he became a prodigy. A prodigy that was so special that the main house ended up adopting him in from a branch family because he was more powerful than even the main branch members. So with that being said, if you get into a taijutsu fight with Neji, you're done. Because there's no counter for the gentle fist that Sasuke has at this point in time. Okay? And even if you could use genjitsu, okay, the Byaku gun can see through genjitsu as well, because it's a ijutsu as well, one of the three. So you wouldn't be able to use, I mean, even if I gave you that, you wouldn't be able to use that. And the fact that my taijutsu is better than yours, and even if you have the speed, here's the limitation of that. You're not like rock league, where you got infinity, you know, stamina, where rock leafy just do that all day because he'd been training for years, versus Sasuke was training for maybe a month or so, you know, doing that. And the other thing is, is you can't copy gentle fist either. Because even with your shiny gun, you can't copy my byaku gun. And that's where I would say that the disadvantage you have is, because your eye isn't fully developed. I can seal your chakra, you can't seal mine. You can't copy that. You know, that ability, some of these abilities that I have. So that's why I say you, you're in a losing battle. And then on top of that, you can't penetrate the defense. Now, we all know about the blind spot in the 360, but it's Sasuke gonna know that, you know, saying, in a fight, on that. On that 360 fight, are you gonna have enough time to figure out, and even if you could, he knows his own. We've seen that in the battle. I know my own weakness pretty well, you know? So that's why in round two, I'm going to tell you, like, there's no way Sasuke is winning a hand in fight with Neji in the Chunin exams. If they would have met, okay, they would have put. Sasuke would have been depressed and more sad than he ever did. Because he would have never met Rock Lee in the tournament to fight him. Neji would have put him out. And that. I'm sorry. Like, for all you people today.
[00:10:49] Speaker A: No, no. Round three, brother. Around two round. You want it to be? Here is. Here's the gist. Here's the gist of a brother.
They even said this in anime, right? In the anime. Here's the fact, okay. The reason why Rock Lee trained the way he trained was to beat niche. Because he knew the only way he could beat Naji was with speed, period. That was the only way he could be Naji. And Rock Lee is a tie jutsu master for his age. Granted, they also said Sasuke could match Rock Lee at the time. After he was done training with Kakashi and came back at the time, he could match Rock lead not just for speed, but Tai jutsu, fist for fist. Here's my thing. Do you, do you remember the, the preliminary match with the sound, with the ninja from the sound village? From the sound ninja, the actual sound ninja from the rain village, that this saskate fault. This is when he realized because like, like his abilities was what was also actually sealed thanks to the sound ability of the sound engine. So what happened was that he used to speed kicked him up in the air, and he used what he called, I think it was the. What's that move? The, like the lion cage or something like that. He comes down, kicks him right into the ground, right? I'll be honest with you.
To me, the only thing that you can actually do, in my opinion, to actually stop that from happening is literally the revolving heaven. I mean, I'll just wait for you, you know, to just be done spinning. Because Neji doesn't have infinite chakra either. He doesn't have chakra reserve, anything like that. He, he actually tires out just like everybody else. He did it against Naruto. That's how Naruto beat him, you know, is because when he had the available chakra reserves, Neji ran out. That's what actually happened. Neji ran out of Chakra reserve, and Naruto had plenty to spare because of the ninetales. Like you said, he had plenty to spare. That's how he beat him. Now, here's the problem though. Naruto at that age sucked at everything. Besides having basically infinite energy, infinite chakra, that was literally basic. Like, he sucked at everything else. So for Nanji, okay, I get that he's a prodigy. You are 100% correct on that. Well, I'm not gonna call Sasuke a prodigy. I'm gonna call him, you know, a person who is bent on revenge and murder. But he won't, you know. And that's what he is basing all of his sight goals and getting stronger for, right? So they both got, you know, really, they both want revenge. It's just that Neji. Wrong. Revenge in a different way. You know him. It's not revenge to kill in the UA clan, right? Sasuke's revenge is to kill, which is to kill his big brother. Like, that's his revenge. He wants to kill his big brother. And he honestly. True, the dude is schizo. Because in reality, he wants to kill Naruto as well, out of jealousy. But that's also his best friend. So he's. He's mentally unstable, right? Um. He is. Like, he's mentally unstable.
[00:14:16] Speaker B: But you're proving to me why you going to lose though. Because you mentally unstable. Because you mentally unstable.
[00:14:22] Speaker A: Hold on now. Here's what I was going with. I was going with BB because of the unstableness. And this was seen when he fought against Gar. Because of the unstableness. He has a tendency to forget that, hey, these are my allies. And he has a tendency to forget. And he, you know, he goes off the rails and he gets into the murder intent mode. Like the murder aura comes on and he goes overboard. And to me, I think that would happen with his fight with Neji, that he really wouldn't care about hurting edgy. He wouldn't pull any punches at all. And I don't think he would really care about, about fatally hurting him, in my opinion.
[00:15:08] Speaker B: I think it's cool you're talking about you door. But again, I'm going to sell your chakra. You're not going to be able to use your eyes. You're not going to be able to use either. He can see.
That's not. That's not an if. Okay, if you go, first of all, you're not going to the one person you name who will fight him. He has no chakra. So it doesn't matter if you still give up Rock Lee since he don't use chakra. Look, he's on natural talent. That's not what Sasuke is. He's old natural talent.
[00:15:40] Speaker A: So the moment you.
[00:15:42] Speaker B: I didn't say he didn't. But there's a difference between rock Lee's natural talent and everybody else's. Because Rock Lee is. Nobody's better taijutsu than Rock Lee or Mike guy or any of those guys, right?
[00:15:55] Speaker A: Because that's a natural talent. I rock Lee actually was not natural talent. That was just training.
[00:16:00] Speaker B: Hey, listen, you got to have something. You got to be some type of prodigy to be that good, okay? I don't care how trained. You have to have some level of talent. But that's beside the point.
Lock your chakra up. You're done. Okay, but here's the thing now. You're right. I don't have infinity energy. But what I do have. Okay. Hey. I have a defense that you got to get around. Two if you come and cook close combat to me, okay, the chances of your chakra getting sick. You can't fight me at a distance. So you gotta fight me up close on gentle fist. And gentle fist. Prioritize this. What does it do? Striking chakra points. So your fight. I'm not fighting taijutsu, which I am, but mine's my gentle fist, right? That's what I specialize in. So all I'm gonna be doing is trying to seal your chakra. The moment you slip anything, go whatever wrong, and your chakra goes away. You go away. It's not rightly you. There's nothing to see. But he ain't got it. So it don't matter if you do that to him. I do that to Sasuke, you're done. It's game over. Because you use chakra in your attacks. Because even when he fought Gaara, he was still using chakra to get around. You had to use chidori. You're not gonna be able to do any of that. You slip up once it's over. No chakra. No. You gotta fight me regular. You not rock league. And so that's why I'm gonna tell you like, that's why I say you taking an ill. I mean, I like Sasuke, don't get me wrong. And I think he's down here.
[00:17:25] Speaker A: I didn't want to go here. I want to go here. Since you really don't have much more defense, right. I didn't want to go here. Now I got to go here. Okay. You keep talking about gentle fist. I knew you were going to go here. I knew you were going to do this. So I had. I had some in the back pocket, man. I did. I ain't talked about it, really. Okay. At this point, Kakashi has actually taught him how to use his shiny guy. He's actually okay, but actually taught him how to use it now.
Because unlike when he did that little dual match versus Rock Lee, when Rock Lee met them for the first time, that was him not knowing how to use his shiny guy. He had just literally opened it like a week beforehand. So that's nothing. He actually knows how to use it now. The whole gentle fist thing is all great. It's great when the person cannot read your movements. It is great. Shining guy type shining on. He has. It is great for reading movements. So for that situation right there, I like the whole gentle fist, but with his use of his shining eye, because he actually knows how to use it now he can see those movements coming.
And so because of that, it would be harder for him for actual Neji to seal him, to actually seal his actual chakra points. It'll be harder because of that. Now, random, once again, that whole defense situation, okay.
I like his, uh.
I like the evolving.
Like the revolving heaven. I like it. I do, I like it. Don't get me wrong, I like it. Granted, the one thing that he will do, and he can actually attack far away because he's in the Chihuahua. What do they actually like to do? They are very specially taught in the element of fire, right. He knows how to use the actual fire jutsu. He can make little small balls, little fireballs. He can throw the whole flame. He did against Mochi Maru in the actual force of death. So we know he knows how to actually do it. He does it to proficiency. That's what he will use. If you're talking about, you know, him doing the revolver heaven, just to see if it can actually pierce through. Granted. I said Pierce through. That's called testing out, right? To see what happens. So he would do a little tactic. He actually good as being as far as, like, a tactician when it comes to actually fighting, you know, within fighting, right? So to me, it's not a guarantee, man. So you're basing this off of Neji is going to just seal his chakra points and nature gonna beat him. That's what you're basing this off of, right?
[00:20:06] Speaker B: No, not at all. Not at all. Not at all.
[00:20:08] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:20:10] Speaker B: I simply was telling you that in order for you to. For you to win this fight, you've got to come in close to me, right? And I told you, every fight, you're fighting with taijutsu, he's fighting with gentle fist. I said that the moment you make a mistake, okay, any mistake, any slip up, right, you can see my movements, but guess what? My eye is more developed at this point, right? I've got 360 vision. You don't have 360 vision. All I'm simply telling you is the moment you make a mistake, you can't seal my chakra. But in my technique, one hit seals a chakra point in gentle fist. It don't have to be all 84 seals everything. So just every time you're fighting up close with me, I'm using gentle fist. I'm saying, who can fight without getting hit? Because let's keep. Let's be honest about that. He'd have to not get hit, or I'd have to be out of chakra for him to win that fight. That's why I'm getting that. Like, you're gonna have to say he doesn't get hit because I'm fighting with gentle fist the whole time. I can see how much chakra you got. You can see how much chakra I got. Only difference is, you can't seal my chakra, I can seal yours. So every hit, every blow, we going back and forth, back and forth. You gonna hit me? I'm gonna hit you, but my hits are for chakra points. Your hits are just to be hitting because it's tied juicers. You trying to put me down? I mean, I'm not saying you can't fight, but for somebody who fights up close, the reason why you need rock lee speed to be able to, you'd have to be able to vibe and weave, get in and out, and not get hit. That would be the whole purpose of that, that whole fight. But since, again, I'm not basing it on. I'm just saying, every time we fight, my whole life, what has he been trained to do? Fighting with gentle fist, which is a tai jutsu style, up close and personal. So that's all I know how to do. I'm aiming for chakra points from jump. You are not aiming for chakra points. You are aiming to kill me. Yeah, I mean, you said it best. You will be trying to put me down, but the moment you slip up, I start hitting chakra points. Because if it's all long, we can just say, forget everything else. It just came into a straight battle of taijutsu at the very end. That's why I say you don't stand that shot. Because all he been doing is training to do one thing. Every time he fights an opponent, I'm trying to seal chocolate. That's. That's the joy of gentle fist. It's what my bianca gun allows me to do.
You don't have that. I mean, and that's why I say you can't.
There's a way you probably could win this fight, but in order to do so, like, you're gonna have to gamble everything to win that fight. You know what I'm saying? You have to gamble everything. Be like, I'm gonna throw away nothing. I'm just gonna try and go in and do taijutsu, and I am going to try and throw some of my chakra in there. I'm going to try and hit you with some stuff that you just haven't seen before and hopefully your defense. But I'm just telling you, this fight is going to come down to hand in hand combat, and in the hand in hand combat, you don't have the advantage. That's, that's all I'm saying. Every hit I have is gentle fist. Every hit you have is tai jitsu. So you can look at how you want. I hit your leg, I got a chakra point. I hit an arm, I chakra point. I see.
[00:23:14] Speaker A: That's the problem. That's the problem right there. Because you're aiming at a chakra point. You're aiming to seal my chakra. When I'm aiming to hit you, I am aiming to literally immobilize. I am aiming to injure and actually do damage. You are not. That's the whole point of gentle fist. Gentle fist is not to literally injure you. It is to seal your chakra points. Now, you were talking about the trigram 64 fisthen. That's a whole different story. But, but the just the gentle fist to seal it does not.
I'm just saying. No, but, but that's what he would be aiming for in the beginning. That's what he be aiming for is to seal me. And if once again I'm using my shining gun, I am aiming to hurt you. You trying to seal me? I am aiming to hurt you. Once again. The only way he can even stop the chidori is doing the revolving heaven. And that is a gamble within itself. Because there's no guarantee revolving heaven actually will stop the chidori from actually piercing. There is no guarantee of it.
[00:24:20] Speaker B: I miss them. But again, you're gambling that too, because basically saying you got the chakra to be able to even do shadow or even to keep your eyes open.
[00:24:33] Speaker A: Hey, he uses shining right out the gate. And right, because he did it again. He did it against Gar. Because he understood that, hey, Gara's a threat. He knows Ned is a threat. He ain't stupid. He met him already in the hallway. He know nature. Threat. He said it himself. The person. I got a word about his Neji. Like that dude, you know he that guy, right? He heard about him. He's that guy. Trust me. Shot and gun he does shadowy. And we gonna see what play out. He's going through the revolving heaven. Either I'm gonna take. I'm gonna take this gamble. Either it's gonna pierce through or I'm gonna take this ale right of a lot of chocolate points being sealed up. You know.
[00:25:17] Speaker B: Like I. Like I said, man. The audience will have to call this man in the air for Neji. Throw it to in there for Sasuke. Lucia, you'll set. Oh, you thought your ones up. You don't say.
We'll let y'all decide, man. I'm like I say, I didn't say my piece. If you. I didn't even use. You're saying the eight trigon sign. I didn't use that because I didn't think it's necessary in this fight. But even if you did, and I had to bring that out, he we talking to about a dead man, in my opinion. But.
[00:25:46] Speaker A: Oh, my goodness, man.
[00:25:48] Speaker B: That's me.
Hey, listen, hey, listen. You got to say your piece. That's all I got to say. It's time. Okay, different subject, man. I see. That's what I. You said your piece, I said my piece. And we're going to move on to what's hot, what's not. You said, since you trying to get hype, it ain't that time. Just calm it down. Let the audience bring.
