Slime VS Assassin

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Let him cook. Let him cook now. Let him cook. [00:00:05] Speaker B: I said let him cook. I'm a free cook. All right, man, we got to get into the most. The most important piece. You know what I'm saying? Yes, it is that time. [00:00:43] Speaker A: It's time for anime, pistol clubs, DLC. Who do we have lined up for today? [00:00:52] Speaker B: Woo, we got a doozy going on where my boy Rick flair. Woo, we got a doozy about to go. We got a doozy. So for this fisticuff today, we actually have. From that time, I got reincarnated as a slime. Rimuru Tempest versus from assassination classroom, coral. Coral sensei, I guess would be the coral sensei would be the correct would be the correct term. But. Oh, man. Like, I. I was kind of pumped up about this one because this way you'll say conspiracy. This is kind of a unique one. We got, like, the slime versus the octopus. You know what I mean? Like, we kind of got. We kind of got this one on a unique. We got a slime versus octopus, which I never thought I would see in a fisticuffs battle. But I guess today day is the day. You know what I'm saying? [00:01:53] Speaker A: Okay, okay, okay. [00:01:55] Speaker B: Funny, funny. And funny enough. You upset where Pooh bear at it, man. We're pooh bear, man. [00:02:03] Speaker A: I got no idea what's happening with. So, doc, I normally take the. The underdog, normally. But I think that the fans might want to see something interesting this time around. [00:02:19] Speaker B: So I was actually gonna. I was gonna actually suggest that Pooh bear decide who get what. And that way, I was gonna actually let Pooh bear decide who get what. Cuz I think me, you know enough about each character. It really wouldn't matter either way it goes. So you know what I'm saying? So, Pooh bear, who is who? Character don't matter which way you go. You. You got the deciding. You got the deciding factor. Vote over here on who got what. [00:02:45] Speaker A: Okay, hold on. [00:02:51] Speaker B: Don't say I gotta, you know, get these. Get these verbal skills ready to go. Shout out to a mid american christian university. Shout out to my people. You up saying, matthew, baby. Shout out to Matthew. [00:03:03] Speaker A: Got my degree, baby. See? Okay. [00:03:10] Speaker B: Oh, we in the flip. We get a flip. [00:03:12] Speaker A: All right, so conspiracy top is going to be slime. The bottom will be octopus. Okay, spirit, you got slime, doc, you got octopus first. So do see, that means you going first. [00:03:34] Speaker B: I got the underdog in the fight. [00:03:36] Speaker A: No, I got first, bro. [00:03:38] Speaker B: I know I got the underdog. All right, man. So I. I know, I know. I got my. I got. No, I got my work because I know who I'm up against with my boy, Raymond Rutimpus. I know I got my work. But I got a surprise for you, though, conspiracy. I got a surprise for you. You're saying, okay, now, I want to break this down by categories, all right? I want to do this slightly differently than we typically do, you're saying. So I want to start off in the. The place that I'm gonna have my advantage. So that's where we gonna start, since I got the. I got the less op of the characters, all right? So, okay, to me, this battle is gonna come down to two things. Okay? [00:04:20] Speaker A: Okay. [00:04:24] Speaker B: My character speed and your character's adaptability. Okay? That's what this is gonna come down to. The fight is gonna boil down to those two things. Now, the reason why I believe y coral sensei will have the upper hand is it's going to boil down to my speed. As you know, I can move. My character can move at his fastest is Mach 20, okay? [00:04:51] Speaker A: Correct. Yes. [00:04:52] Speaker B: My is the fact that is the fastest my character move. Now, as far as I know, with everything I know about Rimuru, he can't move nowhere near that level of speed. He's fast, yes, but is he moving at mach 20? No, he's not. He is fast, though, right? So my speed is going to play a bigger factor in that, because one of the things that I know Rimuru has is since he became a demon lord, and he's. Dang. Their God level at this point is his ultra fast regeneration. But Koro sensei is so fast, though, that I can create multiple afterimages. Actually, when he was in a classroom, he had. He was moving so fast that he had, after images, teaching each student individual work at the same time, helping them with each individual subject. He was moving so fast and doing it with every kid. So his speed is unquestionably his strongest trait. And to me, that is where I have the advantage. Now, do we. We both have regeneration abilities. Sure we do. You know what I'm saying? But I think regeneration only matters if you're not fast enough. Like, if I'm not giving you enough time to heal, then you're not going to have enough time to regenerate at the level you want to. Now, that's where I would say we're going to start it off. Now, I started off with my speed. I think that's where my greatest advantage is to. You know, the reamer fight is speed. Pure balls down to it. My speed is my greatest advantage. Now I'm gonna flip over to you. Conspiracy. Go ahead, hit me where your strengths lie on this one. Where is your. Where's your prime? Your prime thing? I said it was adaptability for you as your. Your greatest. [00:06:35] Speaker A: Okay, so. So let me ask you a question. Would you consider. Because, like, my whole thing with. With speed, I'm not. I'm not, you know, like scientists, anything like that. Like, I'm not super. You know, not when it comes to speed. Is. Is supersonic, does that exceed Mach 20 or is that lower than machine? [00:07:02] Speaker B: No, that supersonic is. To hit Mach 20 is more than supersonic. That's beyond sonic. Because I think three or Mach four is like supersonic. I can. I can very. I can verify that here in just a second. But this, to answer your question, so you can keep me honest. [00:07:20] Speaker A: I know it's super soft. It. [00:07:25] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. So let supersonic speed. At mach what? So let's see. Supersonic speed it is for. That is anything. Anything that's beyond mach five. Because mach five, you break the sound barrier. Anything beyond mach five breaks the sound barrier. So he moves at the fastest at Mach 20. So if we see what. Exactly how fast is Mach 20? I guess that. Yeah, there it is. How fast is Mach 20? That means I'm moving at 15,345 miles/second that's. That's the. So he's going about, I don't know, couple times faster than the speed of sound. So there you go. [00:08:25] Speaker A: So I am not going to then go into anything in the novel. I think we're just going to stick with what people have seen in the anime, right? About Rimu Tempest. Is that correct? [00:08:40] Speaker B: I think. I mean. I mean, I think if you give context, if you want to go into the novel, as long as you're giving context because people haven't read the manga, I think that works, too. As long as you don't give context on it, because. Well, I think a fair fight. I think a fair fight. You have to present every. [00:08:56] Speaker A: We're gonna leave it. We're gonna leave it in the animating. If you want a fair fight. We're gonna. We're gonna leave it in anime if you want a chance. Let's just say that we don't. We don't even. Because the reason why I say that is because. So in the novel, Rimuru eventually transcends. [00:09:11] Speaker B: And actually becomes goddesse. Yeah. He becomes a guy. [00:09:15] Speaker A: Right. And he becomes a God of space and time. Now, you know. So we're going to leave the novel and stuff out of this. [00:09:24] Speaker B: We'll stick to the anime. [00:09:27] Speaker A: Because the mach 20 won't. That's a little irrelevant if you talk about a deity in space and time. So we're going to leave that out. I do agree with you when it comes to the speed, when it comes to adaptability, I do. I do agree with that aspect, because when you leave out, you know, the manga and the novel, then you're talking about, you know, Mach 20 speed, and that was gonna be one of the things that I actually brought up if I ended up getting coral sensei. Right. Like, I was actually going to bring that up. It is very, very difficult to deal with an opponent like that. The only situation that I would really find myself in is, is the fact that he would be so fast. Now, here's the thing, though. Kuro sensei does not have infinite stamina. So even though he's moving that quickly, he doesn't. He does not have infinite stamina. He has really good stamina. But in order for him to actually cause damage to Rimuru, his abilities, like, for instance, his energy blast, is really not a real energy blast. It's more of an energy thrust than anything, and it uses up a lot of stamina. His, I guess you could say, like, his ultimate defense uses up, like, over half of his stamina, right? So, like, if he wanted to, like, turn into his ultimate defense and kind of, like, try to drop on me or something like that. Right? So with rumor's adaptability, it would be. I'm not saying that I could cancel out his speed, but with my adaptability, it would be really hard for Kuro sensei to actually be able to hurt me enough to where he would actually give me a fatal injury to win this fight. When it comes to him using his speed, when it comes my adaptability, I'm gonna say that based on the fact of some of his weaknesses, of course, hence they has. But we're not going to get into that yet. I'm going to go ahead and roll it back over to you, DLC. [00:11:37] Speaker B: So here's my next question for you then, since you brought that up. So when we're talking about this and we're talking. So do you believe that your regeneration is going to be able to survive his explosions at his fingertips that he can use with his tentacles and he can cause those explosions with the speed he has? It would be like Rimuru is getting hit from 50, 20, or 30 different angles with the explosions that he has. Right. So even with your ultra regeneration, with the speed and you're getting hit. Do you think he could actually survive all of that with the speed like you said? I mean, what do you think? Let me ask you that, right? Because I'm talking about with the explosions and everything, because of the shockwaves and stuff it can do. So. And the other thing I also want to point out is, is that before Coral sensei got changed, he was also an assassin. So, you know, prior to him becoming who he was, he was also assassin, you know. So with those things in there, now I understand we're talking about a slime versus octopus. So again, I understand the human body is not going to be the exact same, but one guy is experienced in fighting his whole life, basically, the other guy. I mean, that. And that's my question for you. Do you think Rimuru would be able to survive with the speed and the explosion going on simultaneously? Since the speed is the thing you're going to have to contend with. [00:13:12] Speaker A: Yes. And here's why I say that is the explosions are not technically strong enough to actually damage him severely because Rimuru is fast, right. But he only has to be fast enough. And the reason why I say that is because when you put together his speed with the great sage, the great sage allows him to think 300 times quicker. Right. And so because of that, he can. That's where an adaptability comes in it. Right. He realized, oh, like, this guy's a really fast at this point. Well, with the great sage, that, that 300 times almost basically freezes Tom at that point. And it allows him to think, I think it's like .001 of a second, basically. Like is what it does. And so it allows him to really understand what's going on and actually try to come up with, like, an escape plan, counter attack. But also, also, you have to remember his other ability, which is his shadow ability, that allows him to, you know, change places with the summons, actually a roll into a shadow and just come from somewhere. Things like that. Right. Roll into a shadow and actually come out of another shadow. Things like that. So from that aspect, it's not just, you know, him just basically saying, okay, hey, I'm a stand here, and because I can't really do anything with this machine speed. Well, there's certain things that he can actually do, or I would say combined when it comes to the adaptability. Because here's one thing people don't understand when it comes to coral sensei. They, they see this indestructible beam, right? When they actually look at assassination classroom, what they really don't see is that coral sensei actually is as. From a. A physical standpoint, he's actually not that strong. He's stronger than, like, a normal human. He can. He can probably destroy a car, something like that, maybe put a hole in, like, a side of a building, but he's not really actually strong. He, like, he's not really that strong at all. So, from that standpoint, if you're talking with him, just the explosions themselves, you got to remember where rumor's healing ability actually comes from. It comes from, you know, not his regeneration generation is just one part of. He actually can heal himself because of all of the medicinal plants and the other elements that he put inside of himself when he ingested it. So when he's getting hit, he can automatically, without the regeneration, he can heal himself then. You got to remember this. You got to remember this is one coral sensei's weaknesses, right, is that he still has a heart. That's the crazy thing. He still has a heart. And it's underneath the tie, if you remember, when he told the actual kids in the classroom, right. Y'all would have to shoot my hearts underneath my top. Well, river actually doesn't have a heart in his slime form. Did you know that? [00:16:29] Speaker B: Yeah, no, I know. I know. Yeah. [00:16:31] Speaker A: He's, you know, so. So it would be really difficult for him just to be in his slime form, right? Like, with all that power, it would be really difficult for those explosions to just beat him down enough. And there's more I want to say, but I'm gonna go ahead and slide it back over. You go ahead. [00:16:51] Speaker B: Okay. So now, I'm glad you brought all that up. So now, because you brought that up. So there's two things I want to talk about, okay? The speed, his identic memory, because he has an identical memory, but also, he's a genius level chemist. Okay? You know, I'm saying. So here. Here's the other thing, is, is that now, Rimuru is from Earth, but he ain't no chemist major. I think. I think that with you having a genius level intellect, now, I understand Remaru has great sage. I get that. But this guy, because he's been killing his whole life, you know, that's what he did for a living, because he understands chemistry and the chemical makeup. Now, I don't know, you know, to the effect, I mean, because he'd be fighting Rimuru and figuring it out, but I think because of the eidetic memory and him being a chemist and being able to, you know what I'm saying, understand chemical reactions along with the explosions. He has the ability to make those explosions a little bit stronger. But he also may be able to find ability, not ability, but the ability to poison Rimuru, because he's a chemistry that's beyond even what the great sage might be able to do. Because now we're talking about. You're talking about hitting him with all the mach speed. We're talking about him using his actual, you know, because we talking about a fight on the life, right? Everything's on the line here at this point. So, to me, with the eidetic memory and him understanding chemistry, him understanding mechanics, programming, and things like that, I see that as a great advantage in him. As somebody who's been fighting their whole life, Rimuru, you know, and I'm not. No disrespect to him. He started fighting after he got his abilities, and he started getting taught by the sword teacher, you know, how to fight, you know, in an actual fight, where this guy, this is what he's been doing all the way up to that point in time. Now, and that'd be my question for you. How do you counteract eidetic memory? How do you counteract the chemistry background, you know what I mean? And then his genius level ability to be able to deal with mechanics and programming on top of that. So, while all this is going on in the fight, Mach 20 and everything like that, he's reading everything you're doing, he's paying, he's memorizing every movement, right. And if you don't have the speed to keep up with that, how do you negate all of that back to you, sir? Yeah. [00:19:19] Speaker A: Okay. So, number one, he is a genius. He's a science genius, and he's an engineer genius. Now, when it comes to the engineering standpoint, unless he's going to, like, build an AI machine, like a sitting in AI machine, which he's done before, unless he's going to be like, half time to actually do that, be beforehand. His engineering goes out the window. You're just talking about heads up, they're meeting and they're fighting for life. That engineering thing goes out the window, unless he's already prepared something beforehand. The same thing with his, you know, scientific knowledge, him being a chemist. Unless he did something beforehand. Now, now, Grant, I understand what you're saying, because I know exactly what you're about to say. The fact that he has that. That Mach 20, he should be able to be fast enough to learn the ins and outs of Rimuru, I guess you say his body structure, you know, and then quickly go and try to make something in the lab and then come back because of the Mach 20 speed. I get that he is that fast. I understand it. But he has to find everything that he needs. And you're talking about somebody who also, you know, who in this is what does not get stressed enough. His great sage, as far as thought process far outweighs. Far outweighs coral sensei's thought process. Like, they don't even compare. Okay. Just because he's Mach 20, his. His brain is not faster than the great sage. The way that it thinks and what it does, it does not even compare. Yes. He moves far faster than him. His thought process doesn't come close. Right. So that's one thing. And so the engineering that goes out the window, scientists, I understand, like, the whole mach 20. But the thing is that, though, like, that is a, from a life and death standpoint, that is really difficult because one thing is that he does not have the distance, or I should say the, the attack distance. You know, like, he really doesn't have that. As far as what rumor has, like, his tag distance is far better. Actually, detectives, is actually far better, to be honest with you. From a distance battle, rumor actually wins that the only thing that coracle would actually have, core sense, it would actually have on that what there would be the speed to just get out of the way, make his moves and get out the way again. Rumor actually has far, it far exceeds his attack range, honestly. And all it really takes, and I'm just going to be honest with you here, all it really takes is core sense. They getting caught one time with a physical hit from rim. And it will be done. It actually would be done. Game over. 100%. It would be over. And not just from a physical standpoint, he can actually devour him as well. His devourer actually does work on coral sensei. It actually does. It actually does work on him. [00:22:39] Speaker B: Oh. [00:22:42] Speaker A: It actually does work on him. Even if he did the, like, that indestructible defense, he can only hold it for so long. And here's the, here's the kicker. When he, when he's done with it, I think he has to wait, like, 24 hours before he's, like, fully, you know, healthy in and whatnot. Right? I'm not even bringing up, like, the other weaknesses that he has because here's the kicker. With that range attack, Remaru has, like, you remember the little water driplets, right? [00:23:18] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:23:20] Speaker A: That net that he used to actually kill all of those humans. He could literally, because of the great sage. Right? She has the same analytical abilities, and so she could actually come up with a way to create those anti sensei Koru beats. Because of the fusion that she's able to do. He can create something like that and use that same type and maneuver, to be honest with you, took two. I'm not saying it would counter the Mach 20, but that would be a very, very good net. And I think that alone right there would put Koroko into a Cora sensei into a real bad spot, in my opinion. Just doing that alone right there, that's not even talking about his other weaknesses. Bad night. [00:24:14] Speaker B: All right, listen, see you actually. You actually, I feel like I'm about to hit you. Where's my trap card? And you said, I don't know where that's from. You actually. You'll say you actually activated my trap card, you know, because there's the one thing you haven't talked about, and this. [00:24:31] Speaker A: Is, this is the other weaknesses, brother. Go ahead, though. [00:24:36] Speaker B: When you're there, and I don't know, this is, this is, this is specific. Now tell me what Coral Sensei's body is made out of. [00:24:44] Speaker A: What his body is made out of. [00:24:46] Speaker B: Do you know what his body's made out of? [00:24:48] Speaker A: I could have sworn that they did not find out what his body was made out of. Oh, they did. They were trying to actually find out, and they thought that they did. [00:24:58] Speaker B: So here's the thing, okay? Now, this is, I'm going break the realistic part of this battle to you. Where you, where you gonna use, where you would lose, because more than likely you would. Here's, and here's the reason why you're gonna lose. If you use the devour, which he would probably, in my opinion, he would go to the devour because it'd be the easiest way to get coral sensei. But the moment you try to devour him because of what his body is made out of, here's the thing. His body is made of antimatter. Okay? That's what his body is actually made out of when they did this to him, actually. Antimatter. His mucus is antimatter. Do you know what happens with antimatter? The inside of him touches any type of biological substance. [00:25:44] Speaker A: I would assume it would corrode, destroys instantly. [00:25:50] Speaker B: Instantly destroys. He has anti ma. Antimatter. He has his mucus, and he can produce it with his tentacles. So here's the one thing about that is if you go to devour him, you're going to inevitably kill yourself because there's no magic that's going to stop science. Antimatter. I'm just talking from a realistic standpoint because he has that antimatter in his body. You devour him, you die. Okay, just for the same reason why they needed, why he said I have to die beforehand because an antimatter explosion would blow the whole earth up and kill everybody. Okay. Even if the explosion didn't kill you, the antimatter would kill you. So that's where I would say you, you're at a. You're at a deficit on this one because we ain't talking now. Yeah, if you're a God, you could probably survive it. But him as he is right there with that antimatter, that's where I would say. He wouldn't know that up front either. But that's why I said it's a trap car. Right? [00:26:52] Speaker A: Now here's the thing though, cuz what his body is mostly made out of, like I'm talking about rumor, like, like how it's structured and how like devour actually works. It's works based on his. The magic hills, right? Basically like a magic molecules basically. Right. So, yeah. Do you think that, you know, because you talk about now which universe are we in, would that actually destroy magical to a sub pocket dimension it within him? [00:27:28] Speaker B: He can. It depends. Yeah, it depends. It depends on. It depends on how you want about it. So I will say this, okay, I will say this. So this is more science versus more anything to do with which reality they're in. Because typically what we can all agree on is most of the time science still works in anime. Regular science still works in anime. So this isn't like depending on the universe because this is stuff that's in outer space. Antimatter is in outer space. It's not something that's normally on Earth, okay? No matter what parallel world we go to. So this is stuff that's in space, what I'm saying. So it wouldn't matter. Now the question you should be asking. [00:28:09] Speaker A: Is, no, no, no, don't, don't, don't try to fight in my battle for me because there's no hold on police that I got to make sure. [00:28:17] Speaker B: Just hold on to what I'm saying. Like now the question comes down to do I do I think magic can stop antimatter? Now that part, listen, I'm straight up honest with you. I don't know, okay? I'm just talking about from the perspective of antimatter in his body, okay? If you devour, I can't hundred percent say your magic, you don't say your life now. Go ahead. Hit your. Hit your next point. That's all I was gonna say. I don't know. [00:28:44] Speaker A: Okay. I'm not. I'm not gonna play my trump card yet. Like, the actual guarantee killer that's gone win me this easily. Okay. So, fact of the matter is this bb, cuz, because. Because we're gonna be. We're gonna be real about this, right? With the analyzation of the great sage, she should be able to tell me the weakness of water that he has. And water doesn't kill him. It just slows him down. So that mach 20 goes to less than mach five normally when he has too much water. And we saw that. Right. Well, for a being like rumoru, it wouldn't be too hard for him to actually come up with a fusion technique that literally just like the droplets. Right? Just like the whole droplet nest net that he used against the humans to use something like that to. I want to say catch off guard, right? Catch off guard, coral sensei. And try to fill his body as much as possible up with water from all sides as much as possible, because you got to remember, rumor was still not slow. Yes. He's not going by 20, but he's still not stoked. He's still going supersonic here, right? So if he can catch him, would say pooh bear. Oh, no. What? Trump card. Trump card right here, man. Okay. We might get canceled for this one. Okay, so his weakness, core sensei's biggest weakness. And Remaru actually does do body transformations, sir. All he has to do is do one of those Naruto, you know, say sexy juicers, brother. And Carl Sante is going to be. [00:30:39] Speaker B: Stunned right now in a life or death situation. You, you. He's going to do that. Nah, bruh. Nah, man. I get. I. You go, you gonna use sexy jutsu? You gonna use sexy jutsu to say you go wear down, bro. You know what? You know what? I'm going to. [00:31:07] Speaker A: Pooh bear. [00:31:07] Speaker B: Pooh bear. Tell me what your thoughts are bad, though. What are your thoughts? [00:31:13] Speaker A: Both sides brought us a real good philosophical thesis. I think you bought guys defending both your characters well, which leads me to say, hey, watchers, viewers, go ahead and put your best down. [00:31:27] Speaker B: Who's doing them? [00:31:29] Speaker A: Okay. We all. We don't put this up to the. To the people to decide. Yeah, it was that good. [00:31:34] Speaker B: I listen, it's a tough battle, right? You know, I got an uphill battle to crime. But that's okay, though, because we're gonna work with the best, but I'm gonna still believe my anti matter, you know, type, you know, is the. Is the trump card against, you know, captain. Captain. I'm gonna be a God, you know, basically, you know, say, I can't. I can't. I can't be losing no dude in no bathrobe, man. So if you. If you believe in me, go ahead and put the one in the chat. Tell mister conspiracy and go somewhere, you know what I'm saying? You can go out and tell him to go somewhere with his bathroom for sexy jutsu. [00:32:09] Speaker A: And the real fans know exactly what I'm talking about when I say that. We're going to make this happen. Vote for Pooh bear, baby. Yeah, the real winner. [00:32:19] Speaker B: Vote for Pooh bear. Wow. Well, we need y'all to tune in next week. You know, Fridays is the live show day these days. 07:00 CST. Be available, like, subscribe, comment, buy the merch if it's there. Link should be there at a certain point in time. If we ain't got it there yet, I blame Pooh Bear and the dude in the bathrobe. So, I mean, if it ain't there, you know, shout out to them, folks. [00:32:48] Speaker A: One day this dude gonna have a bathrobe of his own with an anime character. It's cool, though. Stay anime. My watches. Bam, baby.