Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Speaker A: Let him cook.
[00:00:01] Speaker B: Let him cook.
[00:00:02] Speaker A: Let him cook now. Let him cook. I said let him cook.
[00:00:18] Speaker B: I think we have to get ready to get into the last part of the show, which is about to be a crazy fight coming up.
You already know.
This world shall know pain.
[00:00:44] Speaker A: It's time for anime Fist of Cubs DLC.
[00:00:50] Speaker B: Who do we have lined up for today?
As my boy Rick flair was saying.
All right, so this is actually an interesting one I have for the fisticuffs today. I've got Tatua Shiba from irregular at Magic school versus Hajime Nagumo from Afruto. Commonplace to world's strongest. Now, professor, you got the coin toss on who gets what character, and we will take it from there. So, professor, coin toss. Tell me who. What character?
[00:01:35] Speaker C: Tails. Who want to. Want to shout it out?
[00:01:38] Speaker B: I'm gonna shout out tails.
[00:01:40] Speaker C: It's heads. Miss Conspiracy gets to pick who you want.
[00:01:44] Speaker A: No, man, but you post to tell us who we getting.
[00:01:47] Speaker B: All right, man.
[00:01:49] Speaker C: I'm not sure how familiar each of you are with each character.
All right, so, mister conspiracy, you got.
You got.
Let's see. You got.
[00:02:08] Speaker A: I'll make it easy.
[00:02:09] Speaker C: Okay, you got doc, you got hajime.
[00:02:14] Speaker B: Ooh. Okay. All right, all right, all right, professor, since you, uh, you called the pick, who's going first?
[00:02:23] Speaker C: Since, uh, this conspiracy going first.
Come out. Come out swinging.
[00:02:31] Speaker B: Hey, listen, let me go ahead and put my symbol up real quick before you stop.
[00:02:36] Speaker A: Oh, it's like that?
We ain't gonna do multiple rounds then. Uh, my boy Tatia, that guy from irregular magic high school, he is a phenomenal character. And for me, what I think will actually help me win this, because he has a lot of different abilities. He's been taught since, I want to say he was six years old, hand to hand combat. And he's one of the best martial artists of his world, if not the. He is a high level assassin.
And you, like you talk about intellect, man. Phenomenal intellect. But what really will give me the edge when it comes to Hajime is hajime true abilities when it comes to his engineering magic.
And for me, I would really think that with his abilities, I would say his specialized. Like I said, like he specializes in the combat and an assassination. But I really want to say it's the specialized magic that he was born with.
I'm trying to think of it. Decomposition is one of the main ones, so I'm not really worried about flashcast. Yeah, no way. Decomposition and flashcards. This basically allows Tatu.
Tatuya to actually rewrite activation spells or rewrite spells and deactivate them very, very quickly and just basically make them mute.
And so for me, that would be really, really important when it becomes fighting against Hajime with his abilities, with what he can do, especially when it comes to. Because for him, he uses his magic to summon all of those special weapons, for instance. Right. Well, for me, able to actually use decomposition and to actually use Flashcast, I can actually nullify him from actually taking out any of those weapons that he does not already have out before the fight actually starts. That right there would truly give me an edge form from that aspect. I don't want to say too much more from what I can do with, with decomposition alone, because basically with my decomposition, I can also, with my two, I want to say they're called the silver twins, which is his specialized pistol.
[00:05:27] Speaker B: Civil.
Yeah.
[00:05:29] Speaker A: Specialized pistols can actually decompose any, any organism or INEP in an object. Basically means that I can destroy any type of matter, whether it's alive, not alive. I can restore any type of matter. And I don't think Hajime has any type of force field because his shield won't be able do anything because I'll be able to do the same thing to the shield. And I think that after that, it would be a done deal, just me using decomposition. So I take my, take my stance at that. Since you want to bring out the big guns, automatically, we're going. We don't just gonna go there.
[00:06:16] Speaker B: Yeah, well, you forgot about there. You'll say you coming out with the big gun, you gotta remember something about hijime, my dude. You, you might have a lot of things going for Tatiya, but let's talk about some things that you don't have. First of all, let's get down to strength, strength and speed. Let's just start with strength and speed. Okay? So with that being said, I got a limit breaker put on me. Okay, now, Tatia, you a tactician? You can do a lot of things.
Hajime wasn't trained at birth. Hajime was trained and forged on the battlefield of fighting demonic creatures and stuff like that. Everything. We had to fight monsters and humans. This is where your boy Tatzia. That's great. When you fighting, you only fight against humans with man. You're saying my dude, he fight against everybody. You not special. You know what I'm saying, mister conspiracy. Tatzia ain't special on the love line, you man. So let's get something straight. Cause for one thing, I'm gonna just go down the straight categories, a and strength. I break your arms and your legs. I don't care if you got flash cast or not. Flashcards works if you conscious enough to pull it off, okay?
You might say you're not stronger than Hajime, period, point blank. Plus, I got a limit breaker on there as well, so even my blows that you get. Not to mention I've been eating all the demonic beasts and everything. My strength alone, right? Distance strength alone. My hits will break you, even if you're using your own magic to soften the blow. He's that much stronger than you. Now, speed, my top speed, he's twelve times faster than most carriers, okay, so you're not gonna win in the speed department either. You know what I'm saying? Now, you might say, okay, well, I'm gonna go to hand to hand combat, okay, go to hand to hand combat, because Hyme's durability is a lot higher than yours is, too. You know what I'm saying? So I will. I will say that as well. Now. I do. My durability is higher because I can take more hits than you. Now, I'm taking into account your flashcards again, saying you're conscious enough to pull it off, Tatia can be hurt. You know what I'm saying? Now, if you remember, when he got shot, it was unexpected, okay? And you got to remember the way Hajime fight, for one thing, my little ring thingy, my bobber, with that mythical age magic that I have. Okay.
With that alone, right? So we can do the gun battles, you know, we both don't do.
I think yours is shooting more like magic scions and stuff like that, where mine is actually shooting actual, like, bullets that are made from the strongest steel that was in the orc and that labyrinth I was in. Okay, now, you were talking about your.
Your dismantling spell, right? What would you call it? The composition, your decomposition spell? You know, I'm saying. You're saying you can break it down. But see, I'm gonna question that is is that you can break down most things in your world, okay? And I'm not saying that we go.
You can break down most things in your work, but nothing says that that's 100%. Your magic is going to affect the magic that I have for my world. Now, we can't 100%. Hold on, hold on. Hold you. Hey. What? This might hurt you. Did somebody hurt you?
[00:09:57] Speaker A: Go ahead, man.
[00:09:58] Speaker B: You ordered the bathrobe. Why don't you let yourself. You conspiracy theorist. Why don't you let me. Go ahead, talk. Anyway, see, audiences, what you gotta do with workers, get rid of this dude. Anyway, back to what I was saying now. Anyway, so you can destroy matter. Let me. Let me. Magic matter. Let me. Let me get all of it. You can become. Okay, that's fine. But you've got to get close enough to be able to use your magic, okay? It ain't just something you go your decomposition. Listen to me. As fast as he is, as fast as Hajime is, I don't want putting it out there. Your magic is only effective if it hits his target, okay? You got to hit something for it to destroy matter. I don't think you can hit Ajme because he's that much stronger and that much faster, okay? And even if you use your third eye, which is your $0.06. Okay, to even with attacks because of the durability of Hajime, dude, I don't think you stand a chance in the world, okay? We're both. They're both genius inventors, okay? That's. That's the reason why I like this matchup. They both can create stuff. They can both invent magic and all kinds. They're both craftsmen, they're both master tacticians. They got a lot in. But here's the thing, though. Your regular stats aren't better than mine. So you gotta. You. You're all hoping a prayer that your decomp spell is gonna hit him. I don't think you can hit him. I'm stronger and faster than you are. Now, I'm gonna go ahead and let you rebuttal because you seem like you had a lot to say, because you wouldn't let me finish. But this is how gentleman act on the call.
You got the floor?
[00:11:55] Speaker A: I got the floor. Now, I don't want to interrupt you, okay? Okay. So fact of the matter is this, all right, so he has something called a material burst, which is what is known as the ultimate decomposition magic, which he does not have to use his pistol to use, because if he was actually going to be coming in this fight would actually use one of his actual battle suits. That allows him to not actually need a weapon. He can use the suit as the actual catalyst for launching this technique, which is he can just use his fingers to actually do it. So that's number one when it comes to that. Now, with the Marshall burst, it has the power to actually be. I think it's five times more powerful than a nuclear explosion. Okay? So it covers, like, a wide range as well. So, okay, understand that Hajime is twelve times faster than a regular human. I get that. Is he gonna be fast enough to outrun that type of massive scale explosion. Eh, I don't know. I've seen that dude hurt, too, you know, like, really bad, almost on the, you know, brigade. Death before his girl, you know, actually healed him. So I've seen him hurt pretty badly as well. Now, on another note, if he uses Miss dispersion, that right there is what truly will get Hajime. Because now you're not talking about him breaking, you know, him down from a. A magical, you know, particle matter. You're talking about breaking him down from a physical matter of bone, right? You're talking muscles. All that is what the miss dispersement actually does. And that's one of his abilities right there. So now you're taking the actual magical particles out of the equation. Now we just get right down to the nitty gritty baby, the meat and bones.
So that's what's happening right there. So one thing, dude I just made. Not the flash. He ain't even the flash in his own show, all right? He's been hit multiple times. That dude ain't the Flash. And then. And then another thing. Um, my boy Tasio does not use regular bullets, okay? You can't even see his bullets. And you talk about from a distance. That dude is a master marksman.
Professor, I gotta bring you into this, man. And did it.
[00:14:24] Speaker B: Did you see all of flag on the plane? First of all, this man is a neutral ground, so you can't bring him into this conversation.
[00:14:43] Speaker C: Answer the question. But not the. I have seen the regular magic school. Yes.
[00:14:52] Speaker A: DLC. You remember when that dude, sister, okay. Was targeted by the Dragon criminal Association? And he was like, okay, he locked them, dude, inside their own tower. He was on, like, three, you know, roof skyscrapers away. And with his pistol, he killed everybody in that room using what? What did he use? He used both decomposition and he used that mips dispersement, okay? He used both of them. Guess what? There was no bullet shot. They just went disappear.
Disappear. That's what they went. Nope, nope, nope, nope. I'm not talking about. I'm not talking about his sniper rifle. Don't even go there. I'm not talking about the sniper rifle where you actually see a bullet put in. That's not what I'm talking about. I said the pistol. You heard what I said. I said the pistol, and they went disappear. That's what happened, sir. Okay? And you know this, so. No, no, no. I don't want to hear none from you. I don't hear them from you. Granted, hajime. Yes. His strength would absolutely put my boy down. But here's the kicker, though. Here's the kicker, man. Um, with. With his restore, that happens in an instant. With his restore, killing him would be very difficult for Hajime because for him to actually do it, he has to get up close and personal for him to actually cause any fatal damage to him.
And it would be really hard for him to be able to actually kill Tati be, because of his restore. It'd be really, really hard. Just, just from that aspect. And we've seen that multiple time in that. In that three on three battle, right? Against some. I forgot the, like the emperor prince, what they call like the nickname.
I forgot about that. Fresh from the stars.
[00:16:50] Speaker B: You talk about the chick from stars.
[00:16:53] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right.
[00:16:55] Speaker B: Okay. American. Yeah.
[00:16:56] Speaker A: He came back immediately. That's when he snapped his fingers and he disabled them immediately. Snapped his fingers and disabled immediate. Well, I mean, what I mean, like, with Hajime's height senses, he could do the exact same thing. Just that. And just disable him. Bam. Baby shooter with these composition and it's over. It's overdeveloped, professor. It's over.
[00:17:20] Speaker B: All right. Now that we didn't got off the crazy train, let me go ahead and debunk. A lot is nonsense you just put out there, okay? You want to talk about a nuclear explosion? Hey, sucker, if a nuclear explosion, doll, they both go die. So that's an irrelevant conversation. You're not going to shoot a nuke off in the fight where they both ain't going to die. So let's go ahead and throw that on out the equation. Nobody cares that you can blow up ships 3200 miles away or whatever, right?
We're in a basis, man. So you think. You think you're going to shoot something off, that's a nuclear level attack spell.
[00:17:59] Speaker A: And that's why. That's why he has the battle, because it can withstand it.
[00:18:06] Speaker B: They say he dogs hollow. Boy. Boy, you've been screaming for a minute. Good God. You're saying. Anyway, now let's go ahead and jump to this. Now. You think you special? You say it'd be hard for me to kill you. No, it wouldn't. No, it would not. Okay. Literally.
I got a ring. You got literally ring. I can shoot a boom from space and drop you influence range. Okay. Inflow range. How many monsters? How many monsters would I kill? Since you got the asthma, let me ask the professor. Did you see, uh. Have you seen my character show?
I always say thank you. Thank you for your info, professor. See how that worked out? Anyway, dude, put 100,000 monsters with basically a satellite being coming down. So you don't think again.
Plot has kept topsy alive. That sniper in the first arc was anything he'd been there if he moved him in the head of. So let's get some straight. You're not immortal, you're not, you're not unkillable. And you can do the damage up close and personal to you. Now you keep talking about a suit. Now you aren't talking about my.
Okay, I got more magical power than you do too, right? Hands down. Because my boy got demonics, he be eating demons and all kinds of stuff. So my strength and my manner is and my senses are that much further ahead. And no, I never said he was flash. I just said he was twelve times faster. Flash can move faster than the speed of light. I never said my character was the flash. I just said he was twelve times faster than a normal human being. In your case, that means that I can woke yo, but excuse my language, faster than you can react. So who cares if you got all that little special flashcards, flashcards only working if you ain't getting punched in the face multiple amounts of time. You think you're going to be healing yourself? You think my character gonna give you that? And since you brought up, oh, look, I got my gun and it shoots the decomp. You forgot that I got an eye patch. I got a red crystal that can see mana. It can see all kinds of stuff beyond the normal wavelength. So you're not just gonna be shooting bullets and he's gonna be sitting there not being able to see it. Okay, again, this is why I think that you're a conspiracy theorist. Because you actually believe you actually stood a chance in this fight. But that's okay though, because here's the thing, conspiracy. I let the audience decide. Because I can tell you right now, you blew a bunch of hype. You sold a bunch of tickets to a show you can't even attend. My brother. But that's okay, though. I'm gonna leave it at that, because I don't think you got enough to book my character. Now, we can let the audience decide. I know it's up to the professor and the audience to take it from there, but. Hey, man, you just sell a wolf ticket brain. Nobody you doing this.
[00:20:55] Speaker A: I want to say one thing, because I created the show, so there's no need for me for two or ten, I'm making all the money. So here's the reality, man. The reality is, because you bring up the op, you bring up the ring, and you bring a whole bunch of mumbo jumbo that everyone's gonna be like, oh, none of that even matters because of the facts of his flashcast. Literally, all of those elements that you talked about. He literally has to use a magic circle. He actually has to conjure up a magic circle to use any of those things. Which flash cast does what? It dispels all of that. So, no, there's no laser coming down from the sky. Dispel. No. Whatever he's gonna do with his eye, he's. I'm actually gonna make that mute, okay? It's just gonna be a little glass. Stupid red eye. That's just gonna be for fashion at that point. His ring. No, he ain't bringing out no other weapons, bro, unless he putting up them hands, which is the only argument that you have. Literally, the only argument you have is them hands. I don't want to hear about no monsters, okay? I don't want to hear about him fighting lions, hydras, and birds and old mobs. But other monsters, none of that matters. Tachi is not a monster. That's why he gonna get them things. That's why Hajime ain't gonna win, because Tati is not a monster. That dude is the man that puts down everything else, okay? So from that aspect, I'm done. It's over, fans. Okay? I need everyone in the comic session. I need y'all to go ahead and put a one for your boy, which means all of them for the man right here. Thank you.
[00:22:33] Speaker B: Listen, if you want to go with Shannon Sharp's burner account over here, you said with his bathrobe on, the only thing missing is a dagger. What you need a black and loud is some. Some cognac. You don't listen to nobody in the bathrobe. Try and tell you some good points. This dude is garbage. He ain't winning this fight. You know what I'm saying?
[00:22:53] Speaker A: Listen, you know all I heard, professor? That's a w. That's a w right there, baby.
[00:22:58] Speaker B: That's the w. We went, don't. BJ was listening. He went, okay, you still in crab legs. You ain't still in this victory, though, you know what I'm saying? So you can pull the two down in the comments telling me that this crazy dude is on this show. Cause we need clicks and he's nuts. So, hey, if you feel sorry for your boy, throw some ones in there for him. But if not, and you wanna be with a real person, DLC is close to doctor. Conspiracy is close to crazy. This one you don't believe anyway.
[00:23:24] Speaker A: You trying to drag me down, man. You trying to, you know, drag me down. Talk bad about me, you know, but like LeBron fans do against Michael Jordan. I mean, hey, this is legacy. This is greatness. And then you, you got a, you got. You gotta call me names. Talk bad about my bathrobe because you want one. It can't afford one. It's cool, man. I get that, you know, put one in the chat for your boy, professor. We gonna lead us up to you, man.
[00:23:52] Speaker C: I can't pick a winner. I'm gonna leave it up to the audience in the comment section to decide who wins. I think it was a fantastic battle. Topsia, irregular magic school. That was my favorite anime series until Sword Art online came out. So I love that series. I watched at least ten times. That was one of the ones I watched once a year. Fantastic character. You did a great job as far as bringing out, you know, his abilities, what he would. He could stand up against. Hajime DLC. Hajime. Fantastic character. Love that series as well. You had a lot of good points, you know, really hard to. For me to be. To be unbiased and pick a. Pick a winner. So I'm gonna leave it up to the audience in the comment section, decide who wins this round.
[00:24:37] Speaker B: All right? Then we did. Then we did our jobs. Then you'll say that we did our job. If you can't, if you can't pick our right one. Did our jobs. You'll say, you know, shouts out to my boy in the bathrobe, you know, hey, dog Tyler. So, you know, we do our thing. So, hey, let me know if you want that Mister conspiracy merch. You're saying we got ten full hats. You'll say, you want some of that conspiracy merch? Go ahead, put a three in the chat.
[00:25:03] Speaker A: Let us know.
[00:25:04] Speaker B: We can get you your own ten four hat from Mister conspiracy. He will wrap it up himself for your head. Circumcised, the circumstance of your head. So, no, no.
[00:25:18] Speaker A: Hey, man, I sell. That's all I know. You want one of these right here, I got you.
[00:25:25] Speaker B: Well, I think it's about time for us to go ahead and start rolling ourselves up out of here, man. Listen, if you got some suggestions on some fisticuffs, you want to see some good battles, you got some anime? You want us to review some manga, man? Why any of that let us know. Please make sure you like. Subscribe comment. Keep it coming. This is the Midwest anime show, baby.
Doing it. Big peace to the Middle east. I'm throw something from the nineties out there. Peace to the Middle east.
[00:25:58] Speaker A: Okay. Yeah. Stop that. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what's happening there, you know?
[00:26:03] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:26:03] Speaker A: Hopefully next week, you know, we'll bring some Ohio stuff to you. I think the pooh bear gonna be back next week. You know, we'll see for, like, in the woods or something. I don't know what he's doing tonight.
[00:26:16] Speaker B: But I'm feeling baby. Nope, that ain't working. Bam. Baby. Mister conspiracy.
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