Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Speaker A: Let him cook.
[00:00:02] Speaker B: Let him cook now.
[00:00:03] Speaker A: Let him cook. I said let him cook.
I'm a breath.
Now that that business is out of the way, we gotta get to my favorite.
This world shall no pain.
[00:00:44] Speaker B: It's time for anime fist, the Cubs DLC.
[00:00:50] Speaker A: Who do we have lined up for today?
So, being that we were already talking about the wrong way to use healing magic, we decided that Rose will be our first in the ring. Our second challenger is coming from 7th Prince. I was reincarnated 7th Prince, so I can take my time perfecting my magical ability. Her name is Silpha. Let me make sure I'm saying this right. Silpha Langless. If I'm saying that correctly, Silpha Langless. So, as tradition, here we go. Take a coin toss for this.
I'm taking heads and I get to pick who I want.
Actually, heads will be for Rose, tails will be for silver. So who got a quarter? Who gonna spin it? Or penny or whatever you got gonna flip it for us. Who got one on?
[00:01:52] Speaker B: I don't care. Change, you know?
[00:01:57] Speaker A: Wow. Okay.
Yeah, that didn't mean you're special. Thanks. Thanks for throwing that out there, but that's okay. Just in case y'all ain't got one I'm gonna use. Let's see.
Okay, I got a penny here. All right, cool. Got my penny here, so. All right, heads is rolls, tails is so far. All right.
What you calling J, Mister conspiracy?
[00:02:29] Speaker B: I thought she was calling it, bro.
[00:02:31] Speaker A: I'm calling heads.
[00:02:33] Speaker B: Okay, then. Cool. Go.
[00:02:39] Speaker A: Tails.
[00:02:43] Speaker B: All right, I guess I got Rose and you got a silver.
[00:02:49] Speaker A: That is correct, sir.
[00:02:51] Speaker B: Okay, so.
[00:02:54] Speaker A: All right.
All right, you two, pooh bear, professor, y'all, the judges, plus the audience. I put a poll up. The audience says, okay, from the poll, that Rose is gonna be the victor of this battle. That's what the audience voted, even ahead of this fight. The audience said that Rose was gonna win this fight. But you know what?
It doesn't matter what they say. Cause they didn't have doc on their team. So who cares what the haters say anyway? Mister conspiracy, since you won the toss, you get to go first.
So let's hear it.
[00:03:32] Speaker B: You know what? I'm gonna do this for the people, you know? Cause this is crazy. That DLC wants to go one on one with me. Mister conspiracy, don't I do this every week?
Let's break this down, baby.
Okay, so my girl rose, um, round one for a fact is that she has not a lot of abilities. Even if you read the manga, I don't think she has just extra mantle, a lot of abilities, but she has superhuman strength, superhuman speed. If you've actually watched the first season of the anime, then you would understand her battles with the demons, what she can really do. And for me, thanks to her being a expert when it comes to using hill and magic, they say that she has infinite generation ability, regeneration ability. And so with that and the fact that she has grown up fighting, she is an expert when it comes to hand to hand combat.
She is a veteran when it comes to fighting. She is 25 years old at the moment.
And Silpha, I want to say she's 18 right now. When it comes to the, you're right. She spent most of her time when she's not babysitting the 7th prince. And then she'll spend, you know, like, a lot of her time with the sword. She was an a class adventurer, so I definitely give her that. But I think that roles from a power standpoint, I think that they are pretty well evenly matched, probably when it comes to speed, probably close to that. When it comes to speed. I do know that Silpa uses more weaponry, like, you know, swords and daggers. I believe that rose, from a power perspective, I think, can really get her off her game because you're talking about her being able to basically destroy the environment around them and use it as a weapon. So it'd be kind of like, in my opinion, Deadpool or Deathstroke versus the Hulk.
[00:05:53] Speaker A: Wow.
[00:05:55] Speaker B: In my opinion, it'd be something like that. Because you're talking about stamina, because neither one of them has infinite stamina, but Rose is, her stamina is really, really high, thanks to not even just her regeneration abilities, like her actual healing abilities. It's her, like, her inhumane way that she trains herself. Um, her billy's gold. Just, she reminds me of not so much the female, you know, one punch, man, because one hits. Not going to kill everything for her, but she is to be really close to that when it comes to her, her universe. So I believe from that standpoint, I think from just raw power, her destructive power, I think that she would be able to get the leg up on silver.
[00:06:48] Speaker A: All right, well, now that we heard all that garbage, let's get to some real facts. All right, here we go. Let's. Let's get this. All your girl is Rose is glorified tsunade. That's all she is. She glorifies tsunade for Naruto. That's right. I called her glorified tsunami. Yeah. Get it. Let's go. You upset glorify tsunami. I'm gonna tell you exactly why. So for all y'all that kept track of all that nonsense he was saying, so let's talk about this, right? So if you go based on the last episode, okay, of the 7th prince, I hope you watched it where Silpha was fighting, okay, evenly with a demon, okay, heads up on a demon. Evenly fighting him. She wore that demon, who's been alive for a thousand years. She tore through everything. The only reason why he was able to beat her was because of miasma. He was more powerful than her. He was stronger than she was, more stamina. Everything was stacked up against her. But you couldn't beat her dual swords and her speeds. Now you want to talk about she's an a class adventurer, okay, before she decided to become a maid, okay? Train from birth to be a monster, okay? All she did was fight. And that's all she continues to do is fight. And the fact that she was able to keep up with a demon that nobody else even even remotely close to, and had he not used that miasma, I think it blows your whole point out of the way. And let's talk about. Miss. Miss. I got. I can regenerate. You upset? Let's talk about that. You can only regenerate based on how much mana you got. And when you. And you know what ain't happening to Rose. Rose ain't getting cut constantly by somebody as fast as her with weapons who's going to be wearing out your healing ability. So you're gonna have to try and take all that strength. It's almost like, I don't know, guarding the joker and he don't have to play defense on the other end. So, yeah, you look like a bad, bad person on one end because nobody's fighting against you, okay? And even when you did fight against the demons, most of that little squirmish go, the more you started to get hurt, you start to slow down a little bit. So here's the thing.
Silpha is fast enough with those twin blades to do more damage than Rose's healing ability can keep up with. We saw that from a demon who was regenerating not only himself, but several of the demons at the same time. So I'm glad you got that off your chest, mister conspiracy. But I think today, you can throw in the towel if you want to, because I'm gonna call that an l for you, sir.
[00:09:33] Speaker B: Go ahead, throw in a towel that you already holding. So go ahead and keep it. You ain't got to give it to me? Man, you used to holding it.
[00:09:40] Speaker A: Anyway.
[00:09:40] Speaker B: Anyway, you know, go ahead and watch it for the next show because you're gonna be putting it on again. So the fact that you called my girl glorified tsunade already tells me that the professor was correct earlier that you watch too much anime, you read too much manga. Because apparently it's just frying your mind right now. Number one, there is no proof. And you don't have any proof to say that your girl silver is actually faster than Rose. There is no proof whatsoever. Then, okay, then you actually saying she. She's faster than her because it's a fact of how fast that rose actually is. I don't care about some stupid little demon that lived for a thousand years. Oh, she be somebody live for a thousand years. Dude, it wasn't the demon lord, was it? Was it the demon lord she beat? No, it wasn't demon lord she beat. Because that's who my girl rose end up whooping on. Not just the demon lord. She also fought the demon lord and his generals. No, I know, I know. I don't want to hear nothing you got to say, man. Just hold the town. It's okay. Hold the towel. You know, if you got to put some hot water on and put it over your forehead. Everything is good, brother. We good. Okay, but so from your aspect, right, from all the garbage that just came out your mouth, she fought a higher class of demon, period. If. No, no if ands abuse and the fact that matters, it. Yes, they cut her up too. Okay? They cut her all over the place. And she's still banging several different demons. Not just one, okay? She brings several different ones while also trying to protect her own team. Granted, I don't know what you're gonna say. Yeah, they got slaughtered. Whatever the case may be. Fine. I gave you that. That they still got slaughtered. Okay, whatever. But the fact still remains. Dude, there is no way. There is no way you gonna tell me just because she got dual swords. I don't care if she even using demonic blade form. I don't care what you talking about when it comes to that. Just so the fact that she using dual swords automatically means that she gonna win this? No, it's a one on one, okay? Roses used to fight multiple people at one time. You talk about a one on one. She only has to focus on this one. Know what? Just because I want this to be made a family show, I'm not gonna say what I was going to say. But the fact of the matter is this, man. Okay, all it takes and I'm. All it takes is one hit. That's it. That's all it takes is one hit. And you're talking about someone who is a legit, legit expert at combat hand to hand war, okay? Not just one person, you're talking about an expert who. Who is honed in war has murdered. Everyone knows that. You've seen in anime. She's a murderer, okay? Bloodlust at times. And the fact of the matter is this, man, it only takes one hit, and she's more than fast enough. She's not slow. She's more than fast enough to get that one hit in on silver. You and your little dual swords road. That's not going to be enough. It's not going to be enough, man. Okay? And I can go even further with my girl rose, but I'm going to go ahead and let you just continue to hold the towel because you're going to say some more garbage, you know what I'm saying? Since you want to bring up the joker, you know, I think you should just bow out now like LeBron James, man. You know, you should have bowed out, but it is what it is. I might. I might have to retire you after this, man. It's cool, though.
[00:12:59] Speaker A: Okay, let me. Let me give you this real quick.
[00:13:03] Speaker B: Hold on, man. I got you. I got you, man. Wait a minute.
Thank you. Thank you, everybody. I appreciate that.
[00:13:11] Speaker C: DLC said slow clap.
[00:13:13] Speaker A: So. So the reason why I give you a slow clap is because you given that, that Donald Trump nonsense. Okay, first of all, you lying because you lied and said she was fighting a demon. Oh, wait, wait, wait. I gave you your minute, so let me go ahead and correct you, mister fake news over here. Let me go ahead and correct you real quick. You know, say, listen, it wasn't a demon lord she fought. He was part of the demon. She. He was given one of the demon lords swords to fight. Maybe it is because I read too much and watch too much anime. I noticed those little details. But it's them little details that help you win fights. So let's stop that. She was out there fighting the demon lord. He was a general, but he wasn't no demon lord. So don't act like your girl was up there battling a God or something. She was battling a general. Okay, so let me go ahead and step this up some more. You. You say, oh, man, she used to war and all this other stuff. My chick was an adventurer who go out and hunt every day the week. That's what her life was. You're a soldier soldiers go fight wars when wars go on. But when it's peacetime, ain't nothing happening. Mine going out there trying to go grind. Yours ain't grinding for no reason.
[00:14:22] Speaker B: She's fighting goblin.
[00:14:25] Speaker A: See, look. That's how I know I got into your skin. Cuz you won't let me finish.
Hey.
[00:14:31] Speaker B: Who hurts you?
[00:14:33] Speaker A: Who hurt you? Who hurt. Who hurt you in Rose? That you won't let me finish my sentence. Because you know, you didn't call.
You say you missed a conspiracy for a reason. Put your ten four hat on, sit back, and enjoy the show that's getting done for you anyway. So an adventurer versus a soldier. Somebody who go out, choose this life to go fight, hunt monsters, kill for money. And mine is obsessed with swords. So you know. She was out there murdering whoever gets in her way. So you can say all that you won't. I just need to correct a couple of things. So even if we say they're on par with speed she ain't never met nobody who got them dual swords who can do what my girl do. But we've already met a demon who had the exact same abilities that yours had. And like I said, would have won if it wasn't for miasma. Now we'll let the audience decide. But I'm telling you. Make sure when you come to this field. When you come to my stage that you make sure that you bring your a game. Because right now, all I see is trash, trash and mo trash from them statements. Thank you very much. Would you like me to bow for you, sir?
Give you a little courtesy?
[00:15:54] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. Don't do that. You know what? You right. That's my bad. It was one of the keys. I apologize for that. Okay. But everything else I said was 100% correct. Just because your girls going on adventures beating up goblins. Okay. Don't mean she got anything for my girl Rose. And once again, you can come back to that dual source source scenario, okay? Fact of the matter is this, man. And here's what I don't understand. DLC. Like literally. Like. Here's what I don't understand is that you believe that just so she's using the dual swords, right? She's an a class adventurer using dual swords. That's really what you're basing this off of? Because she beat a thousand year old demon using dual swords, right?
When the fact of the matter is this is that my girl Rose trains literally. You know, like Saitama. Literally like that. I mean, she, like, gives it her all when it comes to training her. Actual body, not just, you know, doing some little sword dances. I mean, that's basically what your girl doing, doing little sword dances. You know, just because she doing those sword dances does not mean she can hold a candle to my girl rose. When it comes to all I fight because everyone knows when it comes to broad man, okay? You got expect the unexpected. And if you really think that just because of the. Because I'm asking question, master. Question. Okay, after the dual swords, what she got? Don't bring up no daggers. That's like smaller swords. Okay, after. After the dual sword, exactly. What is her?
[00:17:29] Speaker A: Do you want me to speak? Is that. Was that a question for me? Actually, you know, I have a demonic blade called the great Tengu. All right, so let's talk that up.
[00:17:39] Speaker B: Go ahead.
[00:17:40] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. But you didn't also bring up how demonic weapons stop you from healing too. You didn't talk about that either.
Oh, no, those little facts escaping again. Let me bring one gravity, bring it back for you.
[00:17:54] Speaker B: I'm letting you talk, bro.
[00:17:56] Speaker A: You asked me what I had next. We know for a fact demonic energy and demonic source, which I have one, stops her from healing. We know that to be a fact. So go ahead, you ask me what I had next. If I'm slicing you up with a sword you can't heal from, what you gonna.
[00:18:10] Speaker B: No, no, no, no. Here's the fact of the matter, okay? The fact of the matter is that anyone who actually saw the anime, okay, knows that she could do the exact same, Usato did the exact same move, which is shroud her hands in healing magic as she fights. Just, okay, so that right there, she can go heads up with that. She can go heads up with that demon blade form her doing that. Once again, you're basing this on the fact that, um, she is so fast, silver is so fast, that can't nobody catch up to her. That's what you're really basing this off of is, is speed. That's literally all you're basing this off of. And if that's really what you basically do, it's a done deal. Okay, I see why everyone on the polls voted for your boy, you know, who actually has roles, and it's a. Dude, it's a done deal because once again, I'm gonna say this, okay, she has such destructive power, okay? She can literally change the environment around her. I'm talking about, like, it's just pure dd structure and use it as a weapon. Okay, now I get. Dude, you got some stupid dual swords, man. I don't understand how you think that that is a trump card. I really don't get it. But enough is enough. We can't go 1030 rounds, okay? Everyone is tired of seeing you lose. Okay? So we're going to just leave it to the audience. We're just going to leave it to the fans, and we're going to see what they say in the comments about you. How bad they going to talk about you. So I.
[00:19:37] Speaker A: That's fine, man. I've said my point. So, professor, what's your thought? I'm curious. What's your thought?
Hmm.
[00:19:44] Speaker C: You know, coming into it, you know, I thought Rose, you know, for the win without a. Without question. But do see, you made a compelling argument as far as the fight is concerned. And so, you know, for me, I'm. I'm gonna get this one, doc.
[00:20:03] Speaker A: There you go. That's there.
[00:20:04] Speaker B: Okay, Ms. Kay.
[00:20:06] Speaker A: All right, pooh bear, what you got? Who's on this one for you, pooh bear? What's. What's.
I let.
Hey, let us know in the comments who you think won this. Like I said, I had a poll before the fight. We'll have a poll after the fight. After. After we drop this, you up saying, I'm curious to see what you got to say on who. Who you think this is, but I got to give it to my man, mister conspiracy. He always bring his stuff, so it's always a pleasure to battle this dude. So you always coming with it. So we'll leave it at that. So, man, what a great show, man. Professor, thank you for the comedy relief today. That was. That was hilarious.
Crack. Crack me up today. You'll say, and, man, we're gonna be on same time next week. You up saying, we're gonna be right here, right around seven CST. And I look, reach out, like the video subscribe comment and, you know, continue to.
Oh, yeah, please wait. Oh, and who wanted us to do X Men 97? We're looking into it. I didn't forget about you. We responded, so we are looking into it. All right.
[00:21:42] Speaker B: It's coming.
[00:21:43] Speaker A: Yeah, it will be coming. You know what I'm saying? We're gonna break a rule and do something non anime related just for you. All right.
Yeah. So we appreciate you. So.
And make sure you get you some Saitama gear because my man goes hard.
Actually, we just need to put a merch shopify stuff. So, you know, merch coming soon. Merch coming soon.
[00:22:11] Speaker B: Bam, baby.
